AMIYA
That's right. For the price of two hugs, a fruit leather and a sippy full of water, Amiya will come to your house and deflower all of your periodicals. She's taken care of our Newsweek, Parenting, Nick Jr., Cooking Light and any other random magazines that make it through our door. Not only does she rid us of those that willingly fall out, her chubby little digits wrench out those that stubbornly cling to the pages with magazine boogers or perforated paper. No task is to big for her to tackle.
Please call 1-888-Mia-Work for more information. Shipping and handling charges will apply. Small discount applied for those jobs that require an overnight stay. Mommy and Daddy will pay you for jobs that require an extended stay.
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And she learned this from mommy 'cause she saw mommy pulling the subscription cards from magazines. Being the sweet girl that she is, Amiya decided to help.
Hey don't be anonymous! We like her skills and we're glad she's such a good little mimic - we're just being good capitalists and trying to profit from the situation!
Thanks Matt - does this mean you're going to blog, too? Or perhaps you already do and I'm just not cool enough to know about it..... Hmmmmmmmm :-)
Mia misses you, too!
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